i don't like sucking hair
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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