Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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