I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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