We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
