last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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