i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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