i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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