that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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