i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Randomize
