I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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