He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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