i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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