Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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