You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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