Pappa wants mamma naked
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I think im going to throw up on grandma
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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