What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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