idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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