How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Come on in and take your pants off
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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