That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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