He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
We need to rekindle our bromance
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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