Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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