Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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