didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
She announced her abortion via fbk
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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