Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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