Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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