White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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