i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
