She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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