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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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