lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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