ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
