bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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