Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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