i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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