stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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