it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
now i know why i became what i already was.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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