I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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