Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
someone threw a dead crab at me
My sheets look like a crime scene.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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