Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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