I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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