Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dick very happy bro
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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