just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I got inside last night via doggy door
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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