hotel room ftw
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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