no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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