Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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