im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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