do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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