I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You dont lie about slip and slides
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
