Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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