I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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