you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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