I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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