He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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