As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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