My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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