I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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